Rihanna and I had a love-hate relationship because in many ways, we both share something in common: a huge forehead. I didn't like her in her Unfaithful days because she oh-so-blatantly displayed her montrosity of a head like this:
Had her hairline been any higher,
Princess RiRi of PocolocoLand. Grandma would've been so proud.
I mean, ok, we all have different perspectives when it comes to beauty, but when you've got a huge-ass forehead, it's definitely not beautiful. Thankfully, our dear little Princess RiRi finally saw the light (or her stylist, maybe), and decided to shelve that ten-thousand-head for good.
Compare Little Miss Unfaithful...
...with Madame Umbrella...
...and tell me, how did a monstrosity suddenly become an elegant lady? I'll tell you why. It has (almost) everything to do with the hair. When Princess RiRi decided to chop off her unglamorous locks, she boosted her career. Well, that and also when she stopped singing about being a cheating slut and started cooing about opening her arms and sharing her umbrellas (the "umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh..." really sticks in the head).
By the way, I can almost swear that she was thinking about her grandma when she was singing:
"I don't want this 'do anymore..."
Grandma would've told her to shave her hair off.
Anyway, I'm totally crazy bout her now, especially after watching the music video of her latest single, Shut Up And Drive. She can shake that booty a'ight! (And shoot a seductive smile at the same time)
Here's RiRi biting her glove. So HOT (with her forehead covered)...
On a side note, have you noticed that her latest hits are filled with repetitions? Eg. "Umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh, under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh eh eh..." and "Shut up and drive, ive, ive ive..." Maybe that's why they stick in the head somewhat annoyingly.
To end off, here's a collection of her from bad to hot:
Miss TenThousandHead to Lady FiveThousandTead to total HOTNESS
Grrrr.
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